{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
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