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{"type":"standard","title":"The Guitar of Gardel","displaytitle":"The Guitar of Gardel","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6463018","titles":{"canonical":"The_Guitar_of_Gardel","normalized":"The Guitar of Gardel","display":"The Guitar of Gardel"},"pageid":47553657,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/The_Guitar_of_Gardel.png","width":260,"height":384},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/The_Guitar_of_Gardel.png","width":260,"height":384},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283008446","tid":"d772815c-0ce9-11f0-b505-8968c90096b5","timestamp":"2025-03-29T22:04:53Z","description":"1949 film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guitar_of_Gardel","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guitar_of_Gardel?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guitar_of_Gardel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Guitar_of_Gardel"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guitar_of_Gardel","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Guitar_of_Gardel","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guitar_of_Gardel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Guitar_of_Gardel"}},"extract":"The Guitar of Gardel is a 1949 Argentine-Spanish musical film directed by León Klimovsky and starring Agustín Irusta, Carmen Sevilla and Antonio Casal. The film is based on the life of the tango star Carlos Gardel.","extract_html":"
The Guitar of Gardel is a 1949 Argentine-Spanish musical film directed by León Klimovsky and starring Agustín Irusta, Carmen Sevilla and Antonio Casal. The film is based on the life of the tango star Carlos Gardel.
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