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{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}

{"fact":"Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.","length":75}

{"fact":"Cats prefer to remain non-confrontational. They will not fight to show dominance, but rather to stake their territory. Cats will actually go to extremes to avoid one another in order to prevent a possible confrontation.","length":219}

{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}

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